Tuesday, February 22, 2005
rules for the rule-bound
Rules when Hugsband has the remote and I'm the unwitting co-pilot
1. No crocodile hunter
2. No people eating bugs
3. Stop if they're showing our forecast on the weather channel
4. Stop for Stevie Wonder
5. No wrestling, unless it's just an interstitial skit
6. No animal shows when we're eating
Rules we both follow
1. When feature films are on tv, watch them only as long as it takes to identify them
2. Jeopardy! beats sitcom reruns
3. Stop for any bird footage
4. No cooking shows that focus on processed, packaged food
5. Turn that wacky stuff on community access channel as soon as someone complains
6. Watch the O.C. upstairs, to free-up the playstation tv
1. No crocodile hunter
2. No people eating bugs
3. Stop if they're showing our forecast on the weather channel
4. Stop for Stevie Wonder
5. No wrestling, unless it's just an interstitial skit
6. No animal shows when we're eating
Rules we both follow
1. When feature films are on tv, watch them only as long as it takes to identify them
2. Jeopardy! beats sitcom reruns
3. Stop for any bird footage
4. No cooking shows that focus on processed, packaged food
5. Turn that wacky stuff on community access channel as soon as someone complains
6. Watch the O.C. upstairs, to free-up the playstation tv
