Saturday, August 27, 2005

dear work,
I promise to never again say that I have an easy week, if you promise to never again make me super busy in retaliation.
love,
Rachel

p.s. did you know that the fellow from UCLA has never chewed gum in his entire life?

Comments:
Dear Rachel,
Works can't read letters addressed to them. Nor can they "surf" the internet looking for said letters. Especially when said letters are addressed as vaguely as yours happens to be. Did you expect your work to find this open letter? I think not.
Love,
Not Work
ps - You must mean that your co-fellow has never had that disgusting licorice gum before. Good for him. If I could take back the time I tried that stuff, I would. It gives me the willies just thinking about it.
 
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