Sunday, September 11, 2005
career change
I am starting a comedy routine. it will be delivered in the style of Jeff Foxworthy, but don't let that scare you away. rather than point out identifying features of rednecks, I plan to illustrate reasons why various bands cannot be called punk. for example, you cannot be called punk when your band's clothes are provided by dior. you cannot be called punk when you star in romantic comedies. you cannot be called punk when your hair stylist charges $300 per cut. that sort of thing. I have never claimed to be a punk expert, nor have I aspired to be one, but it doesn't take a Jeff Foxworthy to point out these things.
