Saturday, April 22, 2006
we just returned from kankakee and are several pounds heavier than when we left home. it's inevitable. that place is like some kind of [insert appropriate astrophysics term here] that, rather than sucking out life force, deposits fat onto it's target.
I call this picture Hugsband's singles ad. when I finally kick the bucket or run off with a real french guy, he should use this picture to get all of the kind hearted ladies. I even wrote the ad for him:
Sweet teddy bear-like SWM likes kittens, rainbows, and cuddles. Let's watch America's Funniest Animals together. NS/ND
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cute picture! although, i'm afraid that jason would attract granny types with that personal.
# posted by 
: 6:51 PM
: 6:51 PM
'the planet's funniest animals' - america cannot contain the hijinks of those wacky animals!
# posted by : 11:39 AM
: 11:39 AM
This picture's funnier when you put it into the context of going to kankakee and eating alot.
It implies that Jason eats kittens.
~greg
It implies that Jason eats kittens.
~greg
# posted by : 12:56 PM
: 12:56 PM
what do you mean, 'implies'? i thought it was pretty straightforward. those things are delicious!
# posted by : 4:19 PM
: 4:19 PM
Jason wouldn't be a SWM, he would be either a WWM or a DWM (depending on whether you bit it or ditched him for that stinking bastard frog. How dare you.)
Also, he should at least consider mentioning that he puts the "UIS!" back in Dupuis. Which works on a phonetic level if not a visual one.
Also, he should at least consider mentioning that he puts the "UIS!" back in Dupuis. Which works on a phonetic level if not a visual one.
I was operating under the theory that you catch more flies with "S" than with "W" or "D". no woman wants soiled and tainted if she can get fresh.
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