chicago '08: dogs don't reallly hear that well

Thursday, June 22, 2006

dogs don't reallly hear that well

Hugsband and I have both fallen in love with Carl, who lives across the street. when we see him standing on the porch or in the grass, we whisper his name (quietly- to avoid upsetting the people he lives with) and try to lure him over to our yard with promises of well-prepared steaks. tonight, I saw Carl and the woman who lives in his house and I whispered from across the street, "Carl, we are your real parents." he didn't even look in our direction.

// posted by rachel @ 9:38 PM

Comments:

That was funny Rachel, mostly because the image of a veggie eater like you trying to get a dog to cross the road with a steak in your hand is just so bizarre.

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:39 PM

He probably just recognizes the fact that dogs and humans can not be related to each other. I'm sure he rolled his eyes when you suggested you might be his parents.

# posted by

Christopher Clark : 1:07 AM

written like a man who would give his own pet a different last name, a name that really belongs to that guy from anaconda and mask.

# posted by

rachel : 8:40 AM

i'm impressed with the movie knowlledge, rach.
did you llook that up on imdb?
or, did you reallly know it?

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:05 PM

The name really belonged to an old woman. That woman may or may not have been a distant relation of that guy from anaconda and mask. I was never too sure if it was the truth or a weird joke.

# posted by

Christopher Clark : 8:59 PM

When I took that dog to the vet, I had to actually ask them to stop refering to me as her dad. How could they think we were related, we didn't even look alike.

# posted by

Christopher Clark : 9:00 PM

there have been documented cases where a man HAS, in fact, made love to a dog.
the vet's insinuation here should be rather upsetting to you.
in fact, you should be appalled at what they were implying.
also, i don't even think it's possible to make a half man-half dog.
outside of wacky space movies anyway.

# posted by

Anonymous : 6:35 PM