Saturday, December 20, 2008
Hugsband: I thought of a scam to get a free monkey.
Wifey: oh yeah?
Hugsband: you put up a front like you're running a monkey rescue and make a website with tons of pictures of happy, healthy monkeys who love your rescue. then, you wait for people to call and try to place their monkeys with you.
Wifey: but then wouldn't you get just reject monkeys, like old and sick ones?
Hugsband: no, you could say that you only have space for baby monkeys.
Wifey: I don't know how big the market is for baby monkey rescues. I am pretty sure you're going to get cancerous, feces-slinging, old monkeys.
Hugsband: Nay sayer.
(a couple of minutes later)
Hugsband: I thought of a scam to get a free snow blower.
Wifey: really? how about you think of a scam to get a xmas present for your mom?
Wifey: oh yeah?
Hugsband: you put up a front like you're running a monkey rescue and make a website with tons of pictures of happy, healthy monkeys who love your rescue. then, you wait for people to call and try to place their monkeys with you.
Wifey: but then wouldn't you get just reject monkeys, like old and sick ones?
Hugsband: no, you could say that you only have space for baby monkeys.
Wifey: I don't know how big the market is for baby monkey rescues. I am pretty sure you're going to get cancerous, feces-slinging, old monkeys.
Hugsband: Nay sayer.
(a couple of minutes later)
Hugsband: I thought of a scam to get a free snow blower.
Wifey: really? how about you think of a scam to get a xmas present for your mom?
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Speaking of Shim, s(he) is not born yet as of 5:45 PM CST on 1/6/09, but the parents are at the hospital expecting his/her birth as we speak.
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